Super Natural Vaginal Hotness

July 23rd, 2010 | by | old season

Jul
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I’m accustomed to receiving an endless supply of Viagra advertisements by E-mail. They are easy to avoid since Gmail detects them smartly and deposits them in my spam folder. The proprietors of such products have, however, stepped up their efforts to reach me through other media. I found the following tucked under the windscreen wiper of my car a few weeks ago, outside a client’s offices in Plumstead.

Now go and Google “Andrew Devinson”.

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This is Atheism

December 22nd, 2009 | by | old season

Dec
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A good friend recently started an atheism inclined blog over at http://www.rationaltruth.co.nz. I always recommend these sorts of blogs, so please go and have a look.

On 12 December, Wayne posted an article entitled What is Atheism?, in which he expresses some disquiet with the implications of the term “atheist” and raises some questions about whether or not we should be comfortable being thought of, simply, as atheists.

While I have a deep respect for Wayne, and have enjoyed his blog very much, I disagree profoundly with this particular post. I would like to express a few ideas that might explain why I am perfectly happy to be labeled as an atheist, and even carry the label with a degree of pride.

Central to Wayne’s thesis is the idea that atheism tells us nothing about what a person is, but only informs us of what they are not. From a logical perspective, however, this notion is fundamentally false. In data storage, a zero is not less significant than a one. The fact that someone identifies as an atheist tells us a bit about them, with no further enquiry. In fact, we know as much about them as we know about someone who proclaims themselves a methodist. In both cases, we can infer a lot of information about the world view of the person involved as it pertains to deities, and very little else. We know that the atheist might have a more flexible Sunday schedule than the methodist, but one fundamental quality of any “ism”, be it atheism or methodism is that claimed membership of a group tells us very little about the morals and ethics of the claimant.

Wayne comments that, with reference to the general grouping called “atheists”, “there are people and standards in here that I really don’t like.”

I am a member of a large number of groups in which I don’t like all of the people and standards. These include, but are not limited to, my family, South Africans, libertarians, former students of Stellenbosch University, Toastmasters, former scholars of Queen’s College, people who grew up in Queenstown, Alfa Romeo drivers, atheists, software developers, Cape Townians and Liverpool supporters. In fact, I don’t think that I belong to a single group in which I am comfortable with all other members, and all standards that might have relevance in the group.

I don’t think that any of us do.

Despite this, I remain proud to proclaim my membership of each of those groups, and many more beside, because the groups each represent a diversity of people who are united by one common quality out of the thousands that each individual possesses.

I understand exactly what Wayne was doing when he wrote his original post, and the fact that I have thought extensively on the matter is an indication that he has succeeded admirably in his goal. However, the conclusion of my thinking is very different from the one advanced by Wayne.

I am extremely happy to be just an atheist, and I am extremely happy to be thrown into the “everyone else” basket of people who do not believe in a god. While I am also uncomfortable with some of my fellow-atheists and the things that they do, I believe that not believing in god is the most important quality that binds us, and that this quality itself puts us in a position to demonstrate to the world that ethics, morals and the “goodness” of which Wayne speaks are indelible qualities of human nature, and not something that we need to learn from a god, or from a civilisation.

I also believe that, sometimes, human beings need to do things that might be considered immoral, or perhaps unethical, and that these moments help to define ethics and morals in the future. Because atheists experience matters of conscience internally, without the intervention of a god-like figure, we are in a position to be more flexible and to analyse this flexibility objectively rather than simply discarding questionable actions as “sin”. It might be thought that atheism is a very challenging and exciting place to be, and that its intractable and indefinable nature places it perfectly to explore and even define the future of the human race.

To fragment this amazing forum of human development in the name of comfort is tantamount to giving up your freedoms in favour of security. I would be comfortable doing neither, and I would mourn anyone who did as a fallen comrade.

Civilisationism, as espoused by Wayne, is not for me. I don’t believe in progress for the sake of progress, and I don’t believe that civilisation has brought any less human suffering than religion. At the heart of my atheism is personal freedom. Sometimes that means that I have to deal with a small amount of discomfort or unpleasantness, but I remain as much an acivilisationist as I am an atheist.

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Hallowed Institutions

October 26th, 2009 | by | old season

Oct
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These practitioners have studied at the prestigious Havard University of Witchcraft in the U.S.A, which is presumably only slightly less well known than HIT (The Hogwarts Institute of Technology).

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Interesting Observations

December 8th, 2008 | by | old season

Dec
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It’s a funny thing. There are people that humour me and actually make a comment on every blog entry I post. I appreciate them because they make the effort to appear interested, and I hope that one day I will reward them by having something consequential to say.

Nobody commented on my last post. Nobody even mentioned it in conversation. It was like the post never existed. I have pondered the possible reasons for this, and I think it is because one of the signs that I photographed and posted mentioned the Hajj.

This really took me by surprise. The people I know are, in general, rational atheists. I’ve never known them to avoid the discussion of a religious topic, nor to quail at the thought of offending anyone. Moreover, I’ve never known any of them to avoid commenting on something as awesome as the Pick ‘n Pay service desk sign.

I do believe that I understand, though. You see, when anything Islamic is mentioned in the same breath as anything humorous, people become uncomfortable. For the record, I would like to diffuse this discomfort.

I would never mock the Hajj. The striking thing about the sign I posted was, to me, the unaccustomed lightness with which it dealt with a subject that is usually shrouded in mystery and awe. I was further fascinated to think that, aside from its profound religious significance, the Hajj serves as a sort of “meet ‘n greet” for the Islamic world, bringing together different people and different ideas from all around the world that would perhaps never meet under any other circumstance. The Hajj is one of the aspects of Islam that must inevitably give it strength and unity.

While I may not subscribe to Islam, or even respect it, I would never mock it. When offensive pictures of its significant figures are published on the Internet, I will not be the culprit. When Islam is derided and its followers described as deluded, the words will spill from neither my pen, nor my keyboard. When some event causes religious tensions to overflow and blood to run in the streets, it shall not be by my hand. I make it a policy to treat Islam with a disengaged respect.

Because I am scared to do otherwise.

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Groovin’ on that Festive Spirit

November 22nd, 2008 | by | old season

Nov
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We all know that South African “Family Christian Bookstore”, CUM Books, should certainly win some sort of award for decorating shopping malls with giggleworthy words.* Sometimes, however, they take things too far. Beyond, as it were, the bounds of good taste.


*: I propose the Gigglesworth Award for Naughtily Named Spiritual Emporia.

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Black Spots that Take Away

November 4th, 2008 | by | old season

Nov
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During a recent trip to Johannesburg, I found this under my windscreen wiper.

It doesn’t need too much explanation, but I do find it interesting that this class of advertising is a lot more sophisticated than what you get in the Cape.

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Try My New Steaming Method

October 31st, 2008 | by | old season

Oct
31

This exceptional example of herbalist advertising came to me through the kind efforts of Kyknoord.

There you have it. The “Last Solution” to erectile problems. Lets hope that Dr Hasifah is less trouble than the last chap that proposed something like that.

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