Responsible People

July 2nd, 2009 | by | old season

Jul
02

In the wake of the large number of “vehicle insurance for women” ads that I have encountered recently, I was pleased to find this in my Facebook ad bar this morning:

Other responsible please? What… like other men?

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Beam me up, my Chana

June 3rd, 2007 | by | old season

Jun
03

South Africa recently saw the introduction of the Chana range of light utility vehicles. There are astonishingly cute little bakkie things that come in 1 and 1.3 litre engine capacities with a load capacity of a respectable 800kg.

The Chanas are a product of the Changan Ford Automobile Co., Ltd., of Chongqing, China. The model range is soon to be expanded with the addition of a double cab, club cab and fully enclosed van. Reliability seems to be a strong selling point. As I type this, a fleet of Chanas are being driven from the factory in China to the South African office in Johannesburg as part of the Chana Trax project.

The most astounding thing about these cars, however, is their logo.

Chana logo

Yes, folks, the Chana logo is startlingly similar to the logo of our favourite science fiction military force, Starfleet!

This, alone, makes me consider buying one. It also poses some interesting questions about the future development of humanity. Would a hypothetical United Federation of Planets really be headquatered in the USA, or is China becoming a real possibility? Does the warp drive, and the destiny of humanity, really depend on an alcoholic American inventor, or should we be looking out for a brilliant Chinese automobile engineer named Zeflam Cochlane*?

*: With no offense intended to the idiosyncratic consonant pronunciation used by some East Asian people, who might not even be Chinese. Basically, it is impossible to make this joke phonetically. I know, I tried.

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